Black ants. Sometimes known as
carpenter ants. Ants that like to eat wood.
Back in September, we stayed a couple
of weeks at Duckett Mill COE park on Lake Lanier in Gainesville, GA.
I've written about how much we enjoy staying at COE parks not only
for their beautiful lakeside views, but their inexpensive cost to
stay on those properties. Usually about $17 per night for a maximum
of a two-week stay.
Camping in these wilderness settings
can come with some negatives as well, usually in the form of insects
of some kind. Bee and hornet nests can be a nasty surprise,
mosquitoes of course due to the lake location, and occasionally ants.
Mainly because in COE parks, deadwood isn't removed; it is sometimes
buried during construction, and is always left in place where it
falls (unless directly on a campsite) to decay naturally. This
attracts carpenter ants.
I always spray around the RV to form a
barrier from the ground to the paved pad on which we sit, but
sometimes there's not enough insecticide to make a deep barrier,
especially when ants are really prevalent. So in September we got
invaded, but we didn't know by how much at the time. After a quick
trip to Red Bay, AL for a gray and black tank cleaning, we began the
3-day drive heading down to our winter stay in Florida.
We noticed a few ants inside when we
stopped our first night, but it was on our second night boondocking
at a Bass Pro Shop where we realized how badly we had been infested.
I had started our generator (which is right underneath and to the
rear of our bedroom slide) to provide us power and air conditioning
for the night, and all of a sudden we were swarmed in our bedroom.
Apparently the ants had decided to take up residency in or around the
generator area, and running it definitely made them mad. The good
news was it also made them easier to kill.
But you never get them all, especially
on the first try.
So we arrived at our winter digs in
Florida expecting to spend the next three months doing the usual
sightseeing, and maybe hitting some golf balls, and definitely
spending time at the heated pool and hot tub.
But we were still getting ants; on the
order of 3-5 per day making their way across our living room floor.
So I set out some Terro Liquid Ant Baits around the RV where Grover
couldn't get to them. And while it diminished their appearances, it
didn't end them. Next step was to hit all the areas from the
outside-in, such as basement bays and underneath slide seals with
Terro Ant Spray Foam, hoping it would be a more direct and final
ending to this infestation.
That's when our winter plans got
derailed.
I was spraying underneath our main
slide and had turned around to redirect the spray backwards when my
feet got tangled with each other and I fell down hard. Like 3 feet
down without any hand or arm to break my fall. Half my butt hit grass
and sand, while the other half hit hard pavement. As I laid on my
side for about a minute on the offending pavement, I began to realize
just how much I had potentially hurt myself. I managed to roll out
from under the slide and used our power pole to work my way to my
feet and get inside to inform Barbara. Despite icing it down, within
an hour I had what was going to be described by VA doctors as half a
Kardashian, or half a Brazilian butt-lift.
With the help of Barbara and a cane, we
managed to get me into the Jeep, and she drove the 40 minutes to the
VA Medical Center in Gainesville, Florida, whereupon I was whisked
into the ER for evaluation. After some morphine to help reduce the
pain from a 10 to an 8, I had both a CT scan and X-Rays to make sure
I hadn't broken anything in my pelvic area, I was eventually sent
home with painkillers and instructions to lay low, ice it down, and
everything would be fine. It was determined that I had suffered a
lemon-sized hematoma, and that the best thing for me was a lot of bed
rest.
Two weeks go by, and except for the
occasional short walk to the hot tub for some hydro-therapy, I have
followed my doctor's orders pretty well. The hematoma is about 90%
reduced in size, and I'm ready to get back to being active again.
But then my left leg began swelling.
Back to the Emergency Room, where I'm diagnosed with a blood clot and
given an initial dose of the blood-thinner Eliquis, and a supply of
Eliquis tablets to take over the next 30 days to reduce the swelling
and allow the clot to begin breaking up.
A day and a half later, the Eliquis is
working all-too-well, as it has allowed the formerly controlled
bleeder in the initial hematoma to open up in spectacular fashion,
and my half-Kardashian comes roaring back. Plus, my left leg had
swollen to twice the size it had just a couple of days earlier. I get
yet another ER experience at the VA, where they decide to admit me
due to the internal bleeding. Now I'm off the Eliquis, just in case
surgery is in my future, and put on a Heparin drip to thin out the
blood. Good call as it turns out, because not two days later I'm
rushed into surgery to embolize (cauterize) the bleeder and wrap a
coil around it to keep it sealed. Apparently in about 50% of these
hematoma cases, the bleeder erupts with even more spectacular results
so it was fortuitous that I was already in the hospital at the time.
After a six-night stay on a Heparin
drip, I'm released to go home again and I'm back on the Eliquis.
Ten days go by, and the left leg
decides to swell up all over again. Thank God the hematoma is
behaving. But another trip to the ER and an overnight stay at the VA
ensues. They put me back on the Heparin drip yet again, and surmise
that the Eliquis isn't being properly absorbed by my intestinal
tract, because the blood clot is even bigger had as moved a bit. So
the only solution at this point was to keep me on a liquid blood
thinner, which unfortunately for me meant I was going on an
injectable for the next 90 days!
Oh, joy . . .
And these aren't the nice little
injectable pens where you hit the button, hear a click, and the drug
is injected quickly into the fatty areas around your stomach via a
short needle. Noooooo, these are real syringes with a good inch-long
needle you gotta put in at a 45-degree angle and SLOWLY empty the
contents into your fatty area. Most times it doesn't hurt much.
Sometimes it hurts a LOT.
And this has to be done twice a day,
every 12 hours. Not 12 ½ hours one day and 11 ½ hours the next day.
Every 12 hours on the dot. No skipping doses, either. For 90 days.
Maybe more depending on the results after 90 days. Or maybe there
will be surgery in my future to remove the clot if this doesn't work.
The good news is that the hematoma has finally healed completely.
But thank God for the VA. The people
could not be better, from the nurses who took care of me all day and
night or attended to me in the ER, to the doctors and surgeons who
have no problem keeping me informed every step of the way. I know
that some veterans have had their problems with the VA in some areas
of the country, but I have had nothing but great service from them as
we've traveled across the country, and certainly here in Gainesville,
Florida. It's been a rough 2 months for both me and for Barbara. Even
for Grover, who wondered why Mom would leave with me but come home
without me for days on end.
So we've canceled out travel plans west
for the time being, and have extended our stay in Florida for three
more months, just in case things don't get completely right during
the initial 90 days.
And all this because of some stupid
ants. We still see one occasionally, but their sightings are fewer
and far between, and they don't move nearly as quickly as they once
did; hopefully due to the bait they're ingesting.
Damned ants . . .