Almost six years of full-time traveling
on the road has given us many opportunities to see parts of America
that most people will never see in their lifetimes and meet people
such as fellow RV-ers and local establishment owners we never would
have encountered.
It also makes for interesting memories,
and in some cases causes us to wonder about the future of humanity.
That's what this particular blog post
is all about; interesting things we've seen beyond the usual
destinations, and the things we'd frankly love to un-see, but can't.
Roadkill
Sure, everyone's seen the occasional
dog, cat, squirrel, deer etc. on the side of the road, and we are no
different in that regard. However, there's a matter of degree
sometimes in addition to the variety we've encountered. One back road
in Tennessee we were driving in the motor home was a winding 2-mile
stretch of squirrel carnage, where we encountered dozens of carcasses
in a mass squirrel killing field. Never saw anything like it before
or since.
In trucking and driving parlance, tires
which have shredded off of an 18-wheeler are referred to as “asphalt
alligators”. In Louisiana, we recently encountered the carcass of a
REAL 5-foot alligator feet-up in the breakdown lane. That was a new
one for us.
While traveling on I-20 in Texas –
where they do EVERYTHING bigger – we passed the remains of a fairly
large COW which had been hit by some vehicle. I can't imagine the
condition of the car/truck/semi/RV that had the unfortunate encounter
with the recently-deceased bovine, but it couldn't have been a good
outcome for the vehicle, either.
People who should never
RV
I'm sure this will come off as a bit
conceited, but even as novices during our first year of living in a
38' Class A motor home, we were experts compared to some of the
people we've encountered on the road.
The dreaded “Tandem Tow” is
something often spoken about around campfires, yet rarely seen. The
violators are usually (but not exclusively) confined to 5th
wheel and travel trailer owners who think it's both rational and safe
to tow their RV behind a pickup truck while attaching a boat or
storage trailer to the back of their RV in tandem. Most violators
confine themselves to local roads, limiting the danger to others, but
we have seen a couple of tandem tows on interstates going in excess
of 65 MPH!
We are currently sitting across the
campground road from a very elderly couple who full-time in a 40'
diesel Ellipse motor home which has seen better days. Probably an
early 2000 model. Has dings, dents, repaired cracks in the rear cap,
etc. When asked about some significant damage to their front cap and
along the side of the RV basement bays, he told me how they had hit a
deer on the way to the campground and were waiting to see if parts
were available and when they would be available. Fine. Felt bad for
them. The next day, they pulled out of their spot early and we
thought they were headed elsewhere, or to a repair shop. Nope. They
came back in after 10 PM that night, revving their engine, and even
leaning on their air horn at one point! Woke up to find that the wife
had apparently been driving the RV back to the campground, didn't
feel comfortable backing into the site, so they decided to pull in
facing forward. Not a big deal on the surface, but while pulling
straight in they had to go the wrong way on a one-way street, and
then they ran into and over a 20-foot TREE on their site, causing
even MORE damage to their RV! At this point, the cumulative damage to
the RV likely exceeds the current value of the RV, so you wonder if
insurance is just going to total it out. Oh, and their method of
communication is to yell either at (or to) each other, and they let
their dachshund run around loose to terrorize other dogs and kids
riding by on bikes in violation of campground rules. Don't be these
guys.
Another story is a Tiffin nightmare.
While waiting for service at the Tiffin Red Bay repair center (which
can take a while given that Tiffin didn't take appointments for
service at the time), a couple was engaging in both legal and illegal
mood-altering substances, and the wife was getting frustrated at the
long wait to be called for service - which had been dragging on for
more than a week.
Personal note: Barbara and I have waited
almost an entire month to finish up service one time at Tiffin
Service, but then, we're retired and have a boatload of patience)
A vocal argument between the
well-lubricated couple ensued, and the missus decided that she wanted
to get into a service bay right that very minute! Even though Tiffin
Service was closed for the day, she got behind the wheel of their
Allegro RED diesel, cranked that baby up, and without disconnecting
from power, water or sewer, without raising jacks or bringing in
slides, floored that baby and headed towards the service bays.
Ultimately, she crashed into a bay which (unfortunately) had an
existing, nearly new 42-foot Phaeton motor home inside. As with us,
it was that guys full-time home! Little Miss Drunk, High and
Impatient totaled HER motor home, HIS motor home and destroyed a 15'
high set of garage doors, as well as earning herself some much
deserved time behind bars in an Alabama jail.
The good news side of this story, Bob
Tiffin found an replacement model for the guy's Phaeton that had been
totaled which was already in the manufacturing stage, and moved it
through to completion in about a week. We met the Phaeton owner
during a tour of the Tiffin factory, and he confirmed this story.
The Weird and Wacky
World's largest popcorn ball (Iowa)
World's largest pistachio (New Mexico)
The FUTURE birthplace of Capt. James T.
Kirk (Iowa)
World's largest peach (water tower on
Exit 92, I-85 in South Carolina)
World's largest road runner – made
entirely out of recycled metal (New Mexico)
The Thing – a stop that defies
description (on I-10 in Arizona)
The Mayor of Lajitas, Texas (He's a
goat – really!)
Carhenge – an exact replica of
Stonehenge made entirely out of US cars (Nebraska)
The Best people EVER!
We've also been blessed to meet some
really wonderful people on the road. Usually fellow RVers like
ourselves, but because we frequent local establishments in the small
towns we visit we get to meet the “salt of the earth” and those
who have never met a stranger.
Fellow Class A motor home RVers
Dan and Jodi, who we met by simply letting them borrow our Jeep when
their motorcycle wouldn't start due to a bad battery.
Fellow Tiffin owners Byron and
Lynn, who liked our paint scheme so much they asked if they could
use it for their new build.
Fellow former Massachusetts
resident Mike and his wife Jessica who also bought their Tiffin
motor home around the same time we did. One of these days we're
going to RV somewhere besides Red Bay!
Tiffin owner Scott who has a love
for good bourbon and all things Grover.
Campers Ronald and Debra and their
circle of extended family who treat you like family the minute they
meet you.
Bill and Karen who share our love
of New England-style seafood, and who really like Grover. They even
dog-sat Grover when we had to go down to Orlando to avoid us having
to board him.
Dave and Dave at Tiffin Service
who always go the extra mile to make sure the work is done right.
Also Jeff and Jeff at Red Bay Body
Shop.
The GOAT of motor homes, Bob
Tiffin, a true Southern gentlemen who defines the meaning of
customer service.
And countless others too numerous to
mention on here.
Places to Stay and
Places to Avoid
Best park we've stayed at: Tiger's
Trail RV Resort in Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Worst park we've stayed at: Cedar Trail
RV Park in Ft. Mitchell, Georgia – but it's got a nice sign . . .
Best Corps of Engineers campground
we've stayed at: Catoma at Gunter Hill in Montgomery, Alabama
Worst COE campground: Is there really a
bad COE when you're paying less than $15 per night?
Life on the road – it's never boring!